WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two
of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know
Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe
Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two
of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
