Thread Real Tree vs. Artifical Tree

What type of tree do you prefer?

  • Real

    Votes: 7 36.8%
  • Artifecal

    Votes: 9 47.4%
  • Festivus Pole

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Total voters
    19

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Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Huh, I'm the opposite way. I feel more stressed out about Thanksgiving because it's all about the food and I'm not a big fan of food. I really hate turkey. I hate the cooking and being stressed about making everyone happy. Ugh. I'm glad I didn't have to participate this year.

I don't like turkey either, but everything else on the menu is fabulous. Probably because I have a wonderful chef of a boyfriend. :fly:
 

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Morning Boehner
Oct 16, 2006
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Your cousin works for The Sun eileen?

As in the English ragmag?

Sorry to say it but your cousin is a dipshit. I'd rather work naked in the sewers than work for the Sun.

the thing you gotta realize is in america 99% of the newspapers are either named "the sun", "the herald", "the post", "the journal", or "the tribune".
 
A few days later, my father brought the bruised tree inside the house. He turned its worst side toward the corner of the dining room. Its second worst side was trimmed with large ornaments. Its scent, helped along by the tires of Light Street, was extraordinary. My mother claimed the cars had pressed out the sap.
This part is priceless, absolutely priceless.
 

JAXvillain

Curly_Sue
Oct 13, 2004
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skimming the 2nd page is cracking me the fuck up. smug aint fireproof :lol:
gotta get breakfast before I settle in for the rest of this