Thread Real or fake? (Trees you pervs)

[Valve1138]

Fake tree + Christmas Tree Scented Candle > *

Fly, have fun cleaning sap out of the cats fur.

 

[plot]

Grew up with fake, did real once when an ex demanded it, holy he'll was it a pain in the ass. Only fun thing about it was burning it after xmas. Never again.

I have like an 18 inch tall fiber optic tree now. 3 minutes to set up, 3 minutes to put it away, easy to store, and I'm still to lazy to get it out this year.

 

[APRIL]

I'm indifferent about having a tree, but the real one is definitely neater than a fake.

 

[fly]

3 minutes to set up, 3 minutes to put it away,

This is exactly why I always have a real tree. 3 minutes IS NOT CHRISTMAS. We drove 45 minutes to get the tree. And thats after I'd been scoping out tree lots all week.

 

[fly]

I'm indifferent about having a tree, but the real one is definitely neater than a fake.

No you're not. You're a scrooge who hates our freedoms.

 

[plot]

3 minutes is all the christmas you can handle.

 

[Sarcasmo]

This is exactly why I always have a real tree. 3 minutes IS NOT CHRISTMAS. We drove 45 minutes to get the tree. And thats after I'd been scoping out tree lots all week.

Do you hide 100 feet away and shoot it with faggy arrows or do you chop it down with a fucking axe?

 

[plot]

I actually the all my ornaments, lights, real tree base, and other xmas decorations away this weekend when I cleaned out the basement. Had a dumpster for siding and decided it was a good time to throw everything else away.

 

[APRIL]

No you're not. You're a scrooge who hates our freedoms.

I am not a huge fan of Christmas is all. Bah humbug!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I actually the all my ornaments, lights, real tree base, and other xmas decorations away this weekend when I cleaned out the basement. Had a dumpster for siding and decided it was a good time to throw everything else away.

You actually the whole bottle

 

[tre]

I love a real tree. I love the way it smells and feels. I love that it's actually better for the environment. I love picking it out, bringing it in and setting it up. I definitely want to get one next year.

 

[tre]

goddamn those word filters suck

 

[plot]

You actually the whole bottle

I blame the cloud.

 

[Wessels]

fake all the way

 

[Duke]

I actually the all my ornaments, lights, real tree base, and other xmas decorations away this weekend when I cleaned out the basement. Had a dumpster for siding and decided it was a good time to throw everything else away.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I love a real tree. I love the way it smells and feels. I love that it's actually better for the environment. I love picking it out, bringing it in and setting it up. I definitely want to get one next year.

The best part are the screams of the hippie when you chop it down.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I honestly couldn't care less if we didn't had a tree at all. Our tree is more for the kid. If I was never a parent I doubt I'd put up a tree.

I want to have a Christmas where no one buys presents, but I know my child would be really upset. Fucking capitalism.

 

[APRIL]

I honestly couldn't care less if we didn't had a tree at all. Our tree is more for the kid. If I was never a parent I doubt I'd put up a tree.

I want to have a Christmas where no one buys presents, but I know my child would be really upset. Fucking capitalism.

I sound like you these days.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I sound like you these days.

You have a raspy deep voice?

 

[APRIL]

You have a raspy deep voice?

It's so sultry.