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ERage

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So I was just doing my usual afternoon avoid work routine when I got an IM from erage_kool. It's like me, but the kool version I guess. So I thought I'd have a little fun with this person. The conversation is a little strange but I think it has a little bit of funnay in it.

Content: What is the most random/unusual communication you've ever gotten on IM, Phone, letter, email, etc.

[13:44] erage_kool: hi ergae
[13:44] ERage98: hello...
[13:44] erage_kool: hwo r u
[13:44] ERage98: im thinking of killing myself
[13:45] erage_kool: welldone
[13:45] erage_kool: why are you waiting
[13:45] ERage98: how should I do it? shotgun in the mouth, sexual asphyxiation, or a good ol' jump from a high place
[13:45] ERage98: I'm terrible at making decisions
[13:46] erage_kool: amm do come online tommorw i will send you 101 method of suiside
[13:47] ERage98: I'm online right now
[13:47] ERage98: I'm not sure I will have the will to live until tomorrow
[13:47] erage_kool: ur name
[13:48] ERage98: See, that's what I'm talking about. Nobody even knows my name. I'm just a worthless piece of shit with nothing to live for.
[13:48] ERage98: I have no friends. will you be my friend? Would you like to hang out and make smores with me on my charcoal grill?
[13:49] erage_kool: okay
[13:49] erage_kool: sure
[13:50] ERage98: I know a guy who has a flashlight that can toast marshmellows. It is called a G85 and it is way cool.
[13:50] erage_kool: but i m in pakistan
[13:50] erage_kool: whre r u
[13:50] ERage98: hey, you are cool right? it says so in your screen name. You are the "kool" version of me.
[13:50] ERage98: where I am from is quite inconsequential
[13:52] ERage98: but we can meet at the McDonalds in Pakistan and toast Marshmellows on our flashlights. We'll show that damn clown who has the best food in the Middle East!
[13:52] erage_kool: ahaaan
[13:52] erage_kool: okay
[13:52] erage_kool: ur asl ?
[13:55] ERage98: I am 14, I live in France and I sell my body to be able to pay for my smore habits. It's all getting rather difficult and I'm planning on using my webbed feet to swim to Canada soon...that is if I can stand it for that long.
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:56] ERage98: I never said I was a boy, what are you some kind of catholic priest pervert?

The conversation kind of went downhill from there. I think this person thought I was 3 flavors of crazy.
 
ERage said:
So I was just doing my usual afternoon avoid work routine when I got an IM from erage_kool. It's like me, but the kool version I guess. So I thought I'd have a little fun with this person. The conversation is a little strange but I think it has a little bit of funnay in it.

Content: What is the most random/unusual communication you've ever gotten on IM, Phone, letter, email, etc.

[13:44] erage_kool: hi ergae
[13:44] ERage98: hello...
[13:44] erage_kool: hwo r u
[13:44] ERage98: im thinking of killing myself
[13:45] erage_kool: welldone
[13:45] erage_kool: why are you waiting
[13:45] ERage98: how should I do it? shotgun in the mouth, sexual asphyxiation, or a good ol' jump from a high place
[13:45] ERage98: I'm terrible at making decisions
[13:46] erage_kool: amm do come online tommorw i will send you 101 method of suiside
[13:47] ERage98: I'm online right now
[13:47] ERage98: I'm not sure I will have the will to live until tomorrow
[13:47] erage_kool: ur name
[13:48] ERage98: See, that's what I'm talking about. Nobody even knows my name. I'm just a worthless piece of shit with nothing to live for.
[13:48] ERage98: I have no friends. will you be my friend? Would you like to hang out and make smores with me on my charcoal grill?
[13:49] erage_kool: okay
[13:49] erage_kool: sure
[13:50] ERage98: I know a guy who has a flashlight that can toast marshmellows. It is called a G85 and it is way cool.
[13:50] erage_kool: but i m in pakistan
[13:50] erage_kool: whre r u
[13:50] ERage98: hey, you are cool right? it says so in your screen name. You are the "kool" version of me.
[13:50] ERage98: where I am from is quite inconsequential
[13:52] ERage98: but we can meet at the McDonalds in Pakistan and toast Marshmellows on our flashlights. We'll show that damn clown who has the best food in the Middle East!
[13:52] erage_kool: ahaaan
[13:52] erage_kool: okay
[13:52] erage_kool: ur asl ?
[13:55] ERage98: I am 14, I live in France and I sell my body to be able to pay for my smore habits. It's all getting rather difficult and I'm planning on using my webbed feet to swim to Canada soon...that is if I can stand it for that long.
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:55] erage_kool: o boy
[13:56] ERage98: I never said I was a boy, what are you some kind of catholic priest pervert?

The conversation kind of went downhill from there. I think this person thought I was 3 flavors of crazy.


DEATH BY SHNU SHNU!!!
 
SpyderGST said:
That's hilarious. Wonder if he will post it on some Pakistani version of [g] and stir everyone up into looking for some kid in France who is going to commit suicide!

We can only hope :lol:
 
I've had random people IM about posts I've made on message boards and such.

I had a few guys IM me in regards to my strong feelings towards the suckiness of Snipers on BF2.