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You're telling me to rape my sis for Christmas? Are you still in Genmay mode?Viremia said:girls always appreciate surprise sex
The fact that you took what I said implied that YOU should surprise sex your sister perhaps points to deep-seated feelings I do not wish to pursuetheacoustician said:You're telling me to rape my sis for Christmas? Are you still in Genmay mode?
I wish she had a boyfriend. She really needs to get laid.Viremia said:The fact that you took what I said implied that YOU should surprise sex your sister perhaps points to deep-seated feelings I do not wish to pursue
you can always pay someone else to do it
maybe even her significant other/boyfriend/pet
theacoustician said:She usually orders the most expensive, fruity drink she can find when we're out.
theacoustician said:I wish she had a boyfriend. She really needs to get laid.
Forrest Dump said:send sleeman over
bast_imret said:He said laid, not dry humped w/ premature ejaculation
Forrest Dump said:from the sound of it that would be the most action shes had in quite a while tho
Forrest Dump said:send sleeman over
PancakeWagon said:If he did, at least he wouldn't have to worry about buying her a christmas present next year. She'd never speak to him again.
b_sinning said:Buy her a bottle of Absinthe.
Or maybe something like Urban Decay's new Sin Perfume. I'm getting a bottle for my wife.
Maybe sometime of humor book on how to pick up guys.
PancakeWagon said:The last bottle of absinthe I bought cost a bit over 100 dollars, 140 with shipping I think. I don't know how close to 100 he wants to stay.
Forrest Dump said:Was it worth it?