question for cohabiting couples

[thrawn]

I don't like to sleep alone at all.

neither do i. i don't sleep right.

 

[dbzeag]

neither do i. i don't sleep right.

I will help you sleep

 

[APRIL]

neither do i. i don't sleep right.

Do you put pillows on either side of you? It helps me "think" he's there.

 

[BeerAd]

Do you put pillows on either side of you? It helps me "think" he's there.

By pillows she means she folds me into two fat rolls and sleeps in the middle.

 

[APRIL]

By pillows she means she folds me into two fat rolls and sleeps in the middle.

That sounds sweaty.




ps.

You can't take the fat title. I have that here. hmpf.

 

[BeerAd]

That sounds sweaty.




ps.

You can't take the fat title. I have that here. hmpf.

Its only sweaty when you wanna do the nasty otherwise I keep myself so fresh and so clean clean

Im in your base, stealin your Ape's!!!!

 

[JAXvillain]

I think you are just a needy little girl













bwahahahahaha, sorry

actually I'm a horny bastard and you can't get any when your other 1/2 is on the couch

 

[Dream]

Its only sweaty when you wanna do the nasty otherwise I keep myself so fresh and so clean clean

Im in your base, stealin your Ape's!!!!

I thought it was greasy..with oil and/or butter?

 

[BeerAd]

I thought it was greasy..with oil and/or butter?

forgot about that, shoot you out like a potato gun

 

[BeerAd]

actually I'm a romantic sweet guy and you can't get any sweet love making when your other 1/2 is on the couch not listening to Marvin Gaye with you.

Fixt for realistic reasoning

 

[Sarcasmo]

Cali king ftw, I have 2, dont ask

goddamn you're fat

 

[BeerAd]

goddamn you're fat

Yeah, I know

 

[dbzeag]

goddamn you're fat

Just more of him to love

 

[thrawn]

Just more of him to love

I think there is more than enough, we don't have to keep referring to Brad in the singular. What is it the Borg would say, "We are Brad."

 

[Mrs. Valve]

I take it the couch he would be sleeping on is privy to the cat?

yeah, the rest of the place is fair game to her.
actually he issued a massive global apology tonight when i got home about his tantrums. we're going to try the alternating couch thing, and if it doesn't work b/c of his allergies, then i'll be the couch bitch for a while until we get this thing under control

 

[shawndavid]

What is it the Borg would say, "We are Brad."

And Southwest now makes "them" pay for two seats.

 

[Wren]

And Southwest now makes "them" pay for two seats.

Does it really? Link? That would make me rejoice.

It seems that making a pass at someone/insulting masculinity is required for posting in this thread sooo uuuuuuuh ..... ..... fly cries after sex

 

[kiwi]

fly cries after sex

Only when Ape rolls over and goes to bed without cuddling for a little while first. It makes him feel used.

 

[shawndavid]

Does it really? Link? That would make me rejoice.

Here she is...

Obese passengers forced to buy two seats on Southwest Airlines flights
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0CWU/is_2002_June_20/ai_87524181

 

[ruthless]

hhhmmmmm...... wheres richar simmons when we need him?