question for cohabiting couples

[thrawn]

hhhmmmmm...... wheres richar simmons when we need him?

Brad misunderstood when the doc told him to add fruit to his diet. Alas, Richard is no more.

 

[APRIL]

Only when Ape rolls over and goes to bed without cuddling for a little while first. It makes him feel used.

He cries mostly when I tell him to "go make me a sammich, bitch."

 

[eileenbunny]

I'd come for a slumber party, but I'll be in Maryland cuddling with IBWIP, fly, and reverend.

 

[ruthless]

Brad misunderstood when the doc told him to add fruit to his diet. Alas, Richard is no more.

would that cause heart burn?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Brad misunderstood when the doc told him to add fruit to his diet. Alas, Richard is no more.

Hes gonna go into a diabetic coma from all that sugar.

 

[InnerMuse]

By pillows she means she folds me into two fat rolls and sleeps in the middle.

I read this and recall Homer rolling his belly to drink a beer and then rolling it under to crush the can...

Thanks Bee

 

[b_sinning]

Who took the couch first?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

actually i did. saturday morning around 3 i was having my issues, but he seemed okay. he woke up, rather calmly asked me if i needed anything, and rubbed my back for a while. after not feeling better for half an hour, i went downstairs. he told me if i were feeling better to come back up later. i messed around on the computer for a couple of hours(if i'm upright the mucus all kinda drains back to its lair after a while), and finally was able to breathe again around 5:30. went back upstairs, managed not to wake him, and promptly passed out until the alarm.

and....last night was the first night i didn't have breathing issues in over a month!!!!! and he slept through the whole night!! the couch was only inhabited by the cat

 

[shawndavid]

Brad misunderstood when the doc told him to add fruit to his diet. Alas, Richard is no more.

ahahahahahah

 

[BeerAd]

And Southwest now makes "them" pay for two seats.

I leave for Canada sometime in the next week, now I know why my mom gets to fly up and my dad and I are driving.

 

[ruthless]

I leave for Canada sometime in the next week, now I know why my mom gets to fly up and my dad and I are driving.

i though it cause you looked like you had a terrorist growing off your face

 

[wr3kt]

The obvious answer is rock, paper, scissors.