Question about the news



We need more writers.

I wrote an article for submission, but I don't know if it meets the guidelines or if it's got enough funny in it. But I submitted it anyways.

My questions are as follows...

1) What the guidlines?
2) How long does it take after submission?
3) If we make a news post and it's declined, are we notified so we can make it a main forum thread?
4) I thought a front page with news was Fat Burgers baby, but he doesn't write many articles. What's the beef mang?