Q&Q with Sp`ange

[Sp`ange]

OK, ask away. I promise not to use Google. I will only use my vast knowledge of useless information.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whats the deal with airline food?

 

[JJ Lady]

Whats the deal with airline food?

Is this a Seinfeld episode?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is this a Seinfeld episode?

Wanna be my latex salesman?

 

[JJ Lady]

Wanna be my latex salesman?

Can I be the model instead?

 

[Thorn Bird]

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR DIRTY SOCKS?

 

[Desslock]

Can I be the model instead?

Hot chick pooping

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

where the fuck did spangefagee go?

 

[Sp`ange]

Whats the deal with airline food?

ok. Imagine you cook a whole lotta bland food because you don't know who might have a problem with what and then wrap it up in plastic wrap. Put it in heated truck and take it to the airport. Have it sit there for a few hours. Then put it only a plane, where it will sit for at least 45 more minutes. All this time, the food hasn't gone below 85 degrees (or whatever the FDA says it has to stay without getting bacteria all over it). Yeah, it tastes like shit. That's why its always better to get something cold if they offer it (sandwich or salad). After flying for 28 years, I can tell you that first class food isn't any better even if you are in some swank ass seat on a 747 flying to Japan.

Is this a Seinfeld episode?

no

Wanna be my latex salesman?

no

Can I be the model instead?

yes

WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR DIRTY SOCKS?

the floor

where the fuck did spangefagee go?

right here.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ok. Imagine you cook a whole lotta bland food because you don't know who might have a problem with what and then wrap it up in plastic wrap. Put it in heated truck and take it to the airport. Have it sit there for a few hours. Then put it only a plane, where it will sit for at least 45 more minutes. All this time, the food hasn't gone below 85 degrees (or whatever the FDA says it has to stay without getting bacteria all over it). Yeah, it tastes like shit. That's why its always better to get something cold if they offer it (sandwich or salad). After flying for 28 years, I can tell you that first class food isn't any better even if you are in some swank ass seat on a 747 flying to Japan.

OK, that answers not as fun as Id hoped it would be.
Wanna be my latex salesman?

 

[Sp`ange]

OK, that answers not as fun as Id hoped it would be.
Wanna be my latex salesman?

do I make deliveries to your wife? wait, no.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

do I make deliveries to your wife? wait, no.

No, but you could make balloons with it and stick them in your ass.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is "bird",in fact, the word?

 

[Sp`ange]

Is "bird",in fact, the word?

word to the thunderbird.

 

[Penis Envy]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Desslock]

Do punks really jump up to get beat down?

 

[Penis Envy]

how many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop!!!

 

[ERage]

What the hell is causing the burning sensation on my undercarriage?

 

[Desslock]

What the hell is causing the burning sensation on my undercarriage?

 

[ERage]

Spoiler

AHAHAHAHA, you thought you were going to see my balls. Goddamnit it still burns.