Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

[bast_imret]

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten.

what are some of you favorite sex innuendos?

 

[Mrs. Valve]

insert tab a into slot b
1. in 2. out 3. repeat as necessary

 

[ZRH]

fucking

 

[bast_imret]

I was thinking of ones more along the lines of my first one, like:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet.

But I guess those work too.

 

[Sp`ange]

I thought you were too tired to flirt?

my favorites:
play a little slap and tickle.
lipstick on my dipstick
paint the pole
put my pen in the ink well.

 

[b_sinning]

Play hide the salami

 

[fly]

Get some stanky on your hangdown!

 

[djduquet]

I'd like to dump a canister of mustard gas into her stench trench.

 

[djduquet]

Fill up the cum dumpster

 

[djduquet]

Apply man yogurt to her arby's sandwich

 

[djduquet]

lube up your tool with the wet pocket.





Okay, now I'm done.

 

[JJ Lady]

I'm disappointed in the response (or lack of) to this thread. I expected more out of you UF?

 

[fly]

I'm disappointed in the response (or lack of) to this thread. I expected more out of you UF?

I totally expected some from you!

 

[bast_imret]

I totally expected some from you!

I got it all from her last night


Cannonball the yippie bog with the pork steeple.

 

[djduquet]

I'm disappointed in the response (or lack of) to this thread. I expected more out of you UF?

What the hell. Did I not do enough for you sexy?

 

[thrawn]

YOU'VE GOT MALE

 

[thrawn]

integrating by parts

 

[bast_imret]

integrating by parts

NERD!!!

 

[fly]

sloppin the short stack in the butter hole

 

[thrawn]

learning to work child-proof containers