Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Lets see some cleavage* thenOnly here to show off
*Not the kids, yours
Lets see some cleavage* thenOnly here to show off
I have to squeeze my Bs to make cleavage
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record it pleaseGonna do a twerk contest on Nov 16 at the strip club. I hope the other contestants don't get full nude...cuz theyd win if I don't too---- but I need the best squat regimens and diet plans you have because these cheeks can win..I know it!
oh its going viralrecord it please
Maybe a gimmick would help secure the win ?oh its going viral
it is a twerking contest already.....Maybe a gimmick would help secure the win ?
Pie eating contest ?
" You are the pie , be the pie !it is a twerking contest already.....
Buy??? Bushwood????!!!" You are the pie , be the pie !
May , make make it ! "
They'll save a piece of cream pie for you frau. You might not get it until in the morning, in which case it might be a bit Shoofly pie.Maybe a gimmick would help secure the win ?
Pie eating contest ?
Hard to blame me it's just me and the sasquatch up here .They'll save a piece of cream pie for you frau. You might not get it until in the morning, in which case it might be a bit Shoofly pie.
You have forgotten the beating the BD gave you and are counting days? Yes I know that was dick. But seriously, I hope you are going to stay away from that asshole. You're kinda cute and funny but I can see where your roll with the dudes might get someone set off. People like black and white - gray almost always gets someone pissed off eventually. Banging #1 while you were with #2 was bad karma shit unless all parties involved were down with it.Just watching Agents of Shield with my ex husband.. bd out in 19 days. I dunno what is life