PSA: Don't move to Sudan

[Pandora]

If you love that goat so much why don't you marry it?

A Sudanese man was forced by his village elders to marry the goat he was caught 'fancying'. He was even forced to pay 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($65 US) dowry to the goats owner. As far as we know the two are still happily married.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/28/goat_wedding/

 

[itburnswhenipee]

And people say that Muslims aren't progressive.

 

[bast_imret]

You know what I'd do with that $65 dowry?


buy two more goats! It's be like a pyramid scheme. 2>4>8>richest goat pimp alive!

 

[b_sinning]

It wasn't even his own goat?! Imagine looking out in your yard and seeing that.

 

[bast_imret]

It wasn't even his own goat?! Imagine looking out in your yard and seeing that.

see above post. I'd be thinking $$

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You know what I'd do with that $65 dowry?


buy two more goats! It's be like a pyramid scheme. 2>4>8>richest goat pimp alive!

You'd OWN that country in a few short months

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well LulaMae and I will be moving there post haste

 

[bast_imret]

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Well LulaMae and I will be moving there post haste[/QUOTE]


you two are so cuet :D

 

[simple]

I HOPE HE HAS GOATMAN CHIDLREN

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Goat luvins frowned upon in the middle-east?
Since fucking when?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Goat luvins frowned upon in the middle-east?
Since fucking when?

What makes you say it's frowned on? They forced him to marry the goat, not stop boning it. They wanted to make sure he stopped living in sin, you see.

 

[b_sinning]

I HOPE HE HAS GOATMAN CHIDLREN

 

[bast_imret]

EXCUSE ME . . . . GOAT FUCKER! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What makes you say it's frowned on? They forced him to marry the goat, not stop boning it. They wanted to make sure he stopped living in sin, you see.

Ah, I see. Very good.

 

[simple]

Goat luvins frowned upon in the middle-east?
Since fucking when?

I guess we should see if we can get a refund on our plane tickets now

 

[simple]

What makes you say it's frowned on? They forced him to marry the goat, not stop boning it. They wanted to make sure he stopped living in sin, you see.

nevermind, the trip is still on

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What makes you say it's frowned on? They forced him to marry the goat, not stop boning it. They wanted to make sure he stopped living in sin, you see.

Yep, a nice, good, old-fashioned neighborhood.

My kind of place

 

[shawndavid]

He's doing a lot better than some Sudanese I can think of.







see, Darfur

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yep, a nice, good, old-fashioned neighborhood.

My kind of place

Gotta love a neighborhood where a man can marry a goat one week, then throw rocks at a woman for baring her ankles the next
Values. Its all about the values.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Gotta love a neighborhood where a man can marry a goat one week, then throw rocks at a woman for baring her ankles the next
Values. Its all about the values.

Yessir, and bein' able to cut off the hands of a thief as well...it's like a Norman Rockwell lifestyle