FYI PROTIP

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you wear your underpants for a week, then turn them inside out to get another week out of them, all yer doing is messing up the inside of your jeans.

Lets hear your protips, silly or serious.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: don't keep the silicone sealant tube next to the toothpaste tube

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

PROTIP: Sexual lubricant does not work for greasing wheel bearings in your car

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: Wrapping duct tape around a box still won't let it hold hot motor oil

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

protip : wrapping a dog in duct tape isnt a good cure for the mange

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: Don't leave your plumbing torch dumping gas in a field the night before a snowstorm then forget about it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: Don't spackle your gentleman sausage with honey and go bee hunting.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Protip: Dont spackle your gentleman sausage with anything and expect the wife to allow it anywhere near her lady garden

 

[Coqui]

Protip: Don't hammer in the nude.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Protip: Don't hammer in the nude.

Or cook bacon

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: If something isn't working correctly, apply heat and hit it with a hammer.

 

[my little brony]

Protip: don't consult chikken with erectile dysfunction problems

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Protip: If something isn't working correctly, apply heat and hit it with a hammer.

Protip: don't consult chikken with erectile dysfunction problems

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: Don't live in England as a 17 year old and hope to own a car.

 

[dbzeag]

Protip: When planning a 6000+ mile road trip, estimating $4/gallon for gas is too low, shoot for $5.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Protip: When planning a 6000+ mile road trip, estimating $4/gallon for gas is too low, shoot for $5.

Ouch.

Yours needs premium?

 

[plot]

protip: when planning a 6000+ mile road trip, don't forget to factor in lower gas mileage due to the added weight of beer stockpile.

 

[Duke]

Protip: Anal after a mexican dinner is never a good idea.

 

[dbzeag]

Ouch.

Yours needs premium?

Nope, regular. But even here in Houston gas is creeping to $3.50 already and it isn't barely spring yet.

 

[dbzeag]

protip: when planning a 6000+ mile road trip, don't forget to factor in lower gas mileage due to the added weight of beer stockpile.

Protip: Never trust the gas mileage gauge in your car.