Halp Pro Tips v1.0

[DJBrenton]

Cheap antiseptic? Urine has mild antiseptic properties, is inert and can be useful to wash out wounds.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

If you really want good cheap detergent/ soap then just mix some woodash with rabbit brains. Boil it up until it's really gooey then let it cool down.

Excellent. I'm off to the offal shop at once.

 

[DJBrenton]

Headache? Fever? Chew some willow bark. It's the original source of salicylic acid ( aspirin)

 

[OzSTEEZ]

your clothes all have the lovely scent of ajax?

His clothes smell of Asynchronous JavaScript and XML?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Headache? Fever? Chew some willow bark. It's the original source of salicylic acid ( aspirin)

It get's better and better. There's nothing like stinking of rabbit brains and chewing tree bark.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cheap antiseptic? Urine has mild antiseptic properties, is inert and can be useful to wash out wounds.

Peeing on the wounded just seems wrong.

 

[Rollout]

^ oh snap

Pro-Tip: If you need to find out what the phone number is that you are dialing from, call 1-800-444-4444. The MCI IVR will read off the phone number. Alternatively, call your cell phone.

Cool, Thanks!

 

[fly]

your clothes all have the lovely scent of ajax?

Ajax?

 

[Josh]

Gmail only Pro-Tip:

Let's say you need to sign up for a mailing list that interests you, but you're afraid spammers might get your address. We'll call the list "exoticbuttholesniffers". Sign up with the list using the address "[email protected]". Email to that address will still come to your "[email protected]" address even though the "To:" will include that "+exoticbuttholesniffers" in it.

 

[APRIL]

Gmail only Pro-Tip:

Let's say you need to sign up for a mailing list that interests you, but you're afraid spammers might get your address. We'll call the list "exoticbuttholesniffers". Sign up with the list using the address "[email protected]". Email to that address will still come to your "[email protected]" address even though the "To:" will include that "+exoticbuttholesniffers" in it.

 

[Petunia]

Coat the bottom of a shaving-cream can with clear nail polish to keep those rust stains from staining your tub.

 

[Duke]

Peeing on the wounded just seems wrong.

but feels oh so right

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Headache? Fever? Chew some willow bark. It's the original source of salicylic acid ( aspirin)

Almonds also work.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But that little almond inside of a peach pit isn't an almond, even if it does taste kind of almond-y.

 

[JAXvillain]

Ajax?

google, bitch. /jesse pinkman

you're like 2-3 years younger than me

 

[APRIL]

google, bitch. /jesse pinkman

you're like 2-3 years younger than me

Wow, even I know what AJAX is...

 

[fly]

google, bitch. /jesse pinkman

you're like 2-3 years younger than me

No, why the fuck would I want my clothes to smell like Ajax?

 

[fly]

Coat the bottom of a shaving-cream can with clear nail polish to keep those rust stains from staining your tub.

Also works if you have a chip in the paint on your car.

 

[fly]

Vinegar

• makes a safe, nontoxic floor cleaner. The smell doesn't stick around long.
• makes a great fabric softener.
• works in the dishwasher to prevent spotting

 

[Josh]

Dial *3001#12345#* on your iPhone to bring up a Field Test menu to see actual SNR numbers instead of the stupid bars of signal.