Hawt Prince Wickie can't take the..

[hydra]

Hydra here with Hydra Manufacturing Company. We received a complaint from a...uh....*shuffles papers*....Prince...uh... Wikie, or something, some kinda duke or something I guess. Anyways, they had filed a complaint about not being able to take the heat, so I wanted to come down and work out which of our HOT UNITS were giving off more than advertised heat. Your help in this matter is appreciated folks.

ha ha, shaft

i found this one searching for "hot steam gif", snws for booty for days

Spoiler

 

[Duke]

How can Hydra offer anything other than a blast furnace?

 

[hydra]

How can Hydra offer anything other than a blast furnace?

Im glad you ask that, sir. You see, through a series of profitable acquisitions of small companies in growing nations we're able to provide top of the line units, parts, and service to customers around the world through synergy and initiative.

Every Hydra Company product comes with a lifetime guarantee, regardless of owner*, for the finest operating hot unit money can buy.















*terms subject to change without notice

 

[hydra]

Hydra here with Hydra Manufacturing Company. We received a complaint from a...uh....*shuffles papers*....Prince...uh... Wikie, or something, some kinda duke or something I guess. Anyways, they had filed a complaint about not being able to take the heat, so I wanted to come down and work out which of our HOT UNITS were giving off more than advertised heat. Your help in this matter is appreciated folks.

Apparently we make anchors as well.

 

[Jehannum]

Was hoping for the plasma cutter to be cutting a dickbutt.

 

[Amstel]

no dickbutt no care.

thread rating 1/5. The depreciating value of this thread overwhelms me.

 

[hydra]

no dickbutt no care.

thread rating 1/5. The depreciating value of this thread overwhelms me.

I build bridges in Spain, mofo

 

[Amstel]

I build bridges in Spain, mofo

It's things like this that are why I expect more of you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[thintoast]

I picked the combo pricing because generally, the combo pricing is a discount and discount items are less reliable than standard items. I'm guessing that combo unit is overheating and causing burns.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

this thread is bad. April makes better threads than this

 

[APRIL]

Ya, I don't understand.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ya, I don't understand.

You say that a lot.

 

[APRIL]

You say that a lot.

This is a confusing world we live in, man.

 

[Duke]

ITT I'l post things I like about Kimbo Wickie

1)

 

[hydra]

this thread is bad. April makes better threads than this

and yet you do not

 

[hydra]

Ya, I don't understand.

a woman not understanding the hard things that men make with their brawn? shocker.

 

[fly]

I'm just here for the shaft.

 

[hydra]

i already addressed the shaft, read better

 

[hydra]

haha, i addressed the shaft alright, allllllll niiiiiight loooooong