Thread Post your personality disorders

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

I was taught to mind my surroundings by large skids of malleable hardwood toppling over onto my team mates at work .

Which makes me wonder if you're sincere, this being UF .

I accept your pleasantness and thank you regardless though .

Others see a branch hanging in a tree, we see a widowmaker.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Others see a branch hanging in a tree, we see a widowmaker.

Not me , I get cut off and hurl over the precipice .

Don't forget your helmet dear .

 

[nukes]

I was taught to mind my surroundings by large skids of malleable hardwood toppling over onto my team mates at work .

Which makes me wonder if you're sincere, this being UF .

I accept your pleasantness and thank you regardless though .

I read this as I accept your pleasure. The next time I give the wife an orgasm, I'm going to look her in the eye with a straight face and say I" accept your pleasure".

 

[Frau Blugher]

I read this as I accept your pleasure. The next time I give the wife an orgasm, I'm going to look her in the eye with a straight face and say I" accept your pleasure".

No No , fake an orgasm instead .

 

[Frau Blugher]

I read this as I accept your pleasure. The next time I give the wife an orgasm, I'm going to look her in the eye with a straight face and say I" accept your pleasure".

Ya , it doesn't read like that , that's too weird even for me .

 

[nukes]

Ya , it doesn't read like that , that's too weird even for me .

See what I have to work with?
My brain is like an Alice Cooper concert.

 

[Frau Blugher]

See what I have to work with?
My brain is like an Alice Cooper concert.

That's terrible , wash your ears out with this :

 

[HipHugHer]

hahah you should write blogs. I like your writing style.

It's a trap, but that's OK, it's a cutesy wutesy cuddley one with a splash of nerves and daring, much like a kittens first look in the mirror.

 

[Frau Blugher]

It's a trap, but that's OK, it's a cutesy wutesy cuddley one with a splash of nerves and daring, much like a kittens first look in the mirror.

Admit it , you love cats now and want to be diagnosed by Mr. Bigglesworth and a hot bag of catnip on the couch .

 

[nukes]

Admit it , you love cats now and want to be diagnosed by Mr. Bigglesworth and a hot bag of catnip on the couch .

Who doesn't?

 

[Frau Blugher]

Who doesn't?

Dog people that bag it and hang it from a tree .

 

[Frau Blugher]

If bagging your dog shit and hanging it from a tree were a religion [ which i fear might be happening ]
what religion would it be ?

We all know which .

 

[MacG]

Dog people that bag it and hang it from a tree .

They hang it from a tree? Why? Is it somehow decorative?

 

[OOD]

Besides just being an asshole? I've got some social anxiety and I'm pretty apathetic. I'm extremely introverted. I get headaches if I'm around a crowd too long. I'm also a bit of a weirdo because I want to be around people when I'm alone, but when I get around them I want to be alone. It causes me to get down in the dumps. At the most I can go a couple of weeks without getting emotionally confused.

Mostly though I'm just a huge dickhead. I'm pretty sure if I went to a "professional" he'd just say "No dude you're just a pathetic asshole" Nope, he would probably tell me I had some serious issues and that I should come see him at least once a month.

Good thread @King Wickie

 

[Strings]

Besides just being an asshole? I've got some social anxiety and I'm pretty apathetic. I'm extremely introverted. I get headaches if I'm around a crowd too long. I'm also a bit of a weirdo because I want to be around people when I'm alone, but when I get around them I want to be alone. It causes me to get down in the dumps. At the most I can go a couple of weeks without getting emotionally confused.

Mostly though I'm just a huge dickhead. I'm pretty sure if I went to a "professional" he'd just say "No dude you're just a pathetic asshole" Nope, he would probably tell me I had some serious issues and that I should come see him at least once a month.

Good thread @King Wickie

Try a new group of friends.

 

[Ledboots]

Besides just being an asshole? I've got some social anxiety and I'm pretty apathetic. I'm extremely introverted. I get headaches if I'm around a crowd too long. I'm also a bit of a weirdo because I want to be around people when I'm alone, but when I get around them I want to be alone. It causes me to get down in the dumps. At the most I can go a couple of weeks without getting emotionally confused.

Mostly though I'm just a huge dickhead. I'm pretty sure if I went to a "professional" he'd just say "No dude you're just a pathetic asshole" Nope, he would probably tell me I had some serious issues and that I should come see him at least once a month.

Good thread @King Wickie

Most people have low vitamin D levels; maybe some sunshine would help. Just being outside in the green world has been shown to improve mood in many people. Also meditation, which of course I suggest for everything.

 

[Lambie]

Oooh coming down off quality shit like that is a blast, eh?

Yeahno...

 

[OOD]

Most people have low vitamin D levels; maybe some sunshine would help. Just being outside in the green world has been shown to improve mood in many people. Also meditation, which of course I suggest for everything.

I do feel better when I get some sun. Is it worth trying vitamin D supplements on days I'm not outside much?

 

[Lambie]

12 years old.

 

[Lambie]

And dumb as fuck.