Post your daily idiocy

[simple]

today when attempting to perform my daily ritual of filling up my poo burito with eggs, bacon, and a teaspoon of pee I mistakenly poured the pee in my eye - now I've got a bad case of pink eye which I rubbed all over my roommate's hand towel

 

[Ryokurin]

nothing yet but its on the way. One day off last week. I think Im going to break by wedensday.

 

[simple]

oh yeah and 5 bucks says I have the same problem tomorrow (butter fingers)

 

[JJ Lady]

I came to work instead of staying under the covers where the bad people cant get me

Me too!

 

[APRIL]

I drank milk and I can feel it tearing me up inside.

I'm such an idiot.

 

[fly]

today when attempting to perform my daily ritual of filling up my poo burito with eggs, bacon, and a teaspoon of pee I mistakenly poured the pee in my eye - now I've got a bad case of pink eye which I rubbed all over my roommate's hand towel

Me too!