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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Jimmycrackcorn, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. And I know that you're saying nice things because you have a vested interest in staying on good terms with me, because we have mutual friends and have hung out together IRL, so it feels weird or wrong, but if I was some stranger you saw a pic of on peopleofwalmart or some shit, you'd have no problem thinking about what a heiffer I am. I'm not saying you're wrong, only pointing out that while I appreciate the compliment, I know it's coming from a place of politeness, and not because you agree with my fattiness. It's even evident in this backhanded compliment, because the subtext of what you said was which you did really well at for how fat you are, because I thought you'd have done worse based on your weight.

  3. That looked like pretty blunt honesty. Why wouldnt you use honesty when talking to a friend?
  4. ok. if thats how you want it to be, your choice. do you honestly think i cant bribe fazle for your ip adress? everyone has a price. im on 2 grams of test a week and a gram of tren. do this a couple months back, ok, i mightve let it slide, now, someone so much as looks at me the wrong way an theres gonna be probs, lucky for me they always back the fuck down so i dont gotta get my hands dirty. i know youll try the same when shit hits the fan but dont think ill be so linient, cause i wont.
    dont say i didnt warn you.
  5. There are times when honesty does better when tempered with kindness.
  6. As much as i wont be able to convince you of this, im not lying for politeness. You know me, im pretty blunt. Yes, you're out of shape. Not only because of weight, but because of lack of experiencing doing what we all did. Hell, im out of shape too, none of us hold a peg to vig, I was worried I was going to embarrass myself that day. You had made comments that you might not do well, and i based my opinion off of those comments, which you didnt live up to, you showed no sign of trouble at all.
  7. :lol:

  8. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  9. The best thing about this is that I can imagine you at your desk cackling to yourself as you write it :p
  10. 40lbs ago? Those cookies are for the people giving blood!

    I still love you though, you will always be one of my favorite internet people, and possibly my favoritist fatty. :)

  11. From anyone else that might have been convincing.
  12. I said 40+. The + is relevant :lol:
  13. Holy faaaaaawk!
    Damon got bitch slapped
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  15. The going out to eat every day is whats killing ya by the way august :( I remember you said you and ironman rarely eat at home if ever. Restaurant food makes you gain weight ridiculously fast.
  16. well, because if you hit him with anything harder, he might break.
  17. I've been preggo. There's my heaviest! :lol:
  18. Werd.
  19. Truf
  20. Your double in size after eating a poptart, oompa loompa. :lol: