haha, I should totally wear my "More fun than skinning a dead hooker" UF shirt next time I get picked for a jury pool
KNYTE said:That reminds me of a Harvey Birdman episode where they call the Pope to the stand. He starts out speaking very calmly and quietly at first, then starts screaming. Something like..
"As an expert in this field I can say that WHOEVER DID THIS SHOULD PAY DEARLY FOR HIS! HE SHOULD PAY DEARLY! HE MUST PAY!"
shawndavid said:ive never had to do it
omfg, this is only for a day.ChikkenNoodul said:In NH if you get jury duty you have to go for a month IIRC
bast_imret said:Sit in the back row and descreetly remove your pants, so they when you are sitting down it still looks like you are wearing pants. Then when they call you up, you standup and walk down the aisle with no pants on and they are all liek OMGWTF!? Hilarity ensues.
bast_imret said:What if it's a lady judge though??
KNYTE said:The judge would likely hold you in contempt and ask you back to his chambers for a Martini.
bast_imret said:I know, you originally said "his" in reference to the judge. That's why I was scared at the possibility of the lady judge cause that wouldn't be as much fun
Galen said:Always wanted to do something like that. I love law, it's a pity about the shedload of pretenders with JD's churned out every year. Thank christ we still have wigs and tights.
why_ask_why said:how do wigs and tights make for a better judicial system? lol
Galen said:The wig makes everything come together, I assure you.
Vote or die!!!!April23 said:As long as you don't register to vote, you don't have to. :dunno: