Post in this thread if youre stuck in jury duty today

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Desslock said:
Just yell "That motherfucker is guilty!" in court.
No more jury duty

That reminds me of a Harvey Birdman episode where they call the Pope to the stand. He starts out speaking very calmly and quietly at first, then starts screaming. Something like..

"As an expert in this field I can say that WHOEVER DID THIS SHOULD PAY DEARLY FOR HIS CRIME! HE SHOULD PAY DEARLY! HE MUST PAY!"

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bast_imret said:
I got picked last time I was in a jury pool :(

So did I. For a bullshit "Oh I got rear-ended 3 years ago and now my back hurts so I want some money" case. The guy was such a fucking liar and we gave him a big fat fuckin goose egg. Wasted 2 days on that shit.
 
just wear the "I'm in the mob, lynching your [ADMIN EDIT]S" shirt I got you last year and they won't select you
 
wonko80 said:
In Texas, they also use your drivers license as a resource for jury duty, not just registering to vote.


Oh sheeet, I still have an active drivers license in Texas.