So, I take the pup to vet for shots - he'll be 4 months next weekend. Vet says "you know, he's gonna be a big one". "Do you think he's fat?" "No, but he's about 2 months ahead of where he should be on weight at 25 lbs - he'll probably finish around 55-60 lb." Oh well, and here I had promised the moms he would be 35-40.
Maybe the Woodchucks in the woodchuck stew you're feeding him were using steroids, Eddie.