I agree on all the training stuff and we do much of that. Part of issue with his velcroness is also that he isn't housebroken, so we have to velcro to HIM a bit. Unless we want a totally piss-stained house. No - the lady is already on me to steam clean the entire downstairs again, after doing in December. I look forward to him growing up and becoming a better citizen. Previous dog I had a bed under my stranding desk and another out in the living room. I could trust the big fuck in either room or lounging by himself in a sunbeam by the piano and plants.
Definately was kidding on the beatings - nothing worse than a cringy dog. Every other cringe will be a
puddle. Sorry
@Immigrant , didn't mean to trigger you.
Playing - yeah, he want to roll on his back. Thing is, he doesn't LIKE being on his f'n back, it makes him feel defensive and he goes mouth open like he is having the big O. And them puppy teeth are like needles! He goes on his back, I just back off - nope, not playing that fella. On your side or the rubs ain't happening. Now, if he is sitting on your lap, spine against crook of the arm, tummy rubs are no issue. He doesn't feel "pinned on his back" and you can get the hind legs pinwheeling in a few seconds. He's a big snuggler but still FOMO - spends all his time looking where the other human is.