My cat has this weird obsession with laying down on the floor mat at my feet when I'm dropping a deuce. It's regular as clockwork. I typically only bomb once a day, first thing in the morning when I wake up. I go in, she follows, and curls up at my feet, and, without me even doing anything, begins this loud ass purring like she couldn't be happier than to be around me when I poo....
Her ritual is far more odd than mine.