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[theacoustician]

snat snat.

snat snat?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hit it with a hammer
That fixes a surprisingly large number of things

Except testicular cancer apparantly.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Other than that, chill out woman. It's cool. We're all friends here.

my bad, what was i thinking.

::takes valium and goes back to work::

 

[APRIL]

snat snat?

Cats... snat. That funny noise they make. Ya know?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Except testicular cancer apparantly.

No, but it does wonders on screaming hookers and crying children

 

[theacoustician]

my bad, what was i thinking.

::takes valium and goes back to work::

Hey, if you're gonna eat candy, you have to bring enough to share with the entire class.

 

[JaymieT]

You shall achieve sainthood for your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the welfare of wayward donuts.

It was a real sacrifice. There was no cream filling

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No, but it does wonders on screaming hookers and crying children

And getting out of traffic tickets, bills at restaurants, in-laws, obnoxious store clerks, car windows, etc.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And getting out of traffic tickets, bills at restaurants, in-laws, obnoxious store clerks, car windows, etc.

a miricle cure for most of lifes little problems!

 

[fly]

Hit it with a hammer
That fixes a surprisingly large number of things

Like the QA guy at work?

 

[fly]

Cats... snat. That funny noise they make. Ya know?

I've never heard that noise. Is it only when you're eating them?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Like the QA guy at work?

I tell ya what, that guy is lucky I need a paycheck or I seriously would have kicked his ass yesterday.
I was THAT mad at the fucker.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

a miricle cure for most of lifes little problems!

They should seriously charge more for something so useful

 

[BigDov]

I tell ya what, that guy is lucky I need a paycheck or I seriously would have kicked his ass yesterday.
I was THAT mad at the fucker.

Damn dude........ how do you get rid of that kind of anger though? Drive extra fast on the way home? 12 pack?

 

[fly]

They should seriously charge more for something so useful

<insert government hammer joke here>

 

[theacoustician]

I tell ya what, that guy is lucky I need a paycheck or I seriously would have kicked his ass yesterday.
I was THAT mad at the fucker.

Did he make fun of your pony tail?

 

[fly]

and please insert a hammerhead into my cavity and yank it out quickly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Did he make fun of your pony tail?

No, just being difficult about shit thats HIS problem when Im up to my ass in work.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and please insert a hammerhead into my cavity and yank it out quickly.

claw hammer or ball peen?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

<insert government hammer joke here>

Now I'm scurred, you got what I wuz goin' fer