Polite way to say "I gotta go"

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sometimes I dont even get up from the dinner table
I just pee right where Im sitting
Its acutally quite pleasant...untill it goes cold

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sometimes I dont even get up from the dinner table
I just pee right where Im sitting
Its acutally quite pleasant...untill it goes cold

That's why you keep a Japanese girl under the table

 

[smileynev]

Sometimes I dont even get up from the dinner table
I just pee right where Im sitting
Its acutally quite pleasant...untill it goes cold

You are a dirty, rotten, scoundrel.

 

[zengirl]

You are a dirty, rotten, scoundrel.

"Exthuse me"

"Yes Rupert?"

"May I go to the bafroom"

"Yes Rupert, you may"

*Rupert looks around with squinty eyes and says, "Thank you"

*cue look of horror from woman

 

[JAXvillain]

You are a dirty, rotten, scoundrel.

and you are ruprecht the monkey boy

 

[jaxxor]

I just took the most vile shit ever

 

[fly]

I hit mute if I can.... the one I do love is the Pepto commercial with the guys dancing..“Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… Hey! Pepto Bismol”

it cracks me up EVERY time!!!

dammit. now why did you have to go and type that?

 

[fly]

I just took the most vile shit ever

The above post is useless without camphone pics.

 

[JaymieT]

Alright, kids, what did you do to my thread when I wasn't looking?

*goes back to corner to watch some more*

 

[fly]

that commercial offends me greatly with its idiocy and vulgarity

I'm offended by that commercial for the nail fungus thing, where the dermatophite lifts up the nail. Makes me wanna puke every time I see it.

 

[Pandora]

I'm offended by that commercial for the nail fungus thing, where the dermatophite lifts up the nail. Makes me wanna puke every time I see it.

That's sooo gross! But it just reminds me of that time my toenail got torn off.

 

[Millions]

"I have to tinkle!"

...not...really on topic, but it was a good line: Went out with a girl once, it was raining...told her "Well at least I can tell my friends I got a girl wet tonight." she laughed and later I got a hummer. :-D

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm offended by that commercial for the nail fungus thing, where the dermatophite lifts up the nail. Makes me wanna puke every time I see it.

How 'bout the one where the green booger sets up residence in the guys lungs?

 

[JaymieT]

"I have to tinkle!"

...not...really on topic, but it was a good line: Went out with a girl once, it was raining...told her "Well at least I can tell my friends I got a girl wet tonight." she laughed and later I got a hummer. :-D

 

[jaxxor]

"I have to tinkle!"

...not...really on topic, but it was a good line: Went out with a girl once, it was raining...told her "Well at least I can tell my friends I got a girl wet tonight." she laughed and later I got a hummer. :-D

no you didn't

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I usually say in meetings "I gotta hit the head" or "I gotta go to the can"