Poetry!

Thorn Bird

Forum Mom
May 24, 2005
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Under the bridge is where it seems this place
should belong. Full of trolls, red-skinned devils,
even clowns with mayonnaise and dead, skinned hookers,
laced a bit with powder (albeit for babies' butts or
entertainment otherwise.) Pass me the key.
Sordid-seeming smartwhips let their hearts come out to play
somewhere between obligation and a slipped
facade. Trophies, monies, colored names
offered like dirty tokens to merry-go-round in a frozen hell.
Rainbows wacommed with puppies, pork fat, dumbbells, beer and slime.
"Useless" just cosmetic veneer slovenly sloshed on
my crooked catacomb;
such my dirty little secret.
 

ERage

Giant Member
Nov 7, 2005
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"Ode to Theac"

He disapproves of your illogical posts.
He swoops in to dispel any fun you may have by being silly;
for if you are not technically correct, you deserve no enjoyment.
He fights to be sure that this forum of uselessness, nay, the Internet, will be serious business.
Theac is the yin to craziness' yang.
Theac is balance.
Welcome back.
 

tre

My favorite chef is Mike Rowave
Oct 15, 2004
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igloo
Fly likes it kinky
April likes to please her man
Is that a moustache?
 

Dharma1521

Soooo do I look as young as I look?
Apr 5, 2006
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Falls Church, VA
My calendar pages turn faster than before.
I close my eyes and dream.
Wishing for an adventure that remains unseen.
I sigh and yield to the tedious regime.
Another year passes with so much left undone.
 

ZRH

(retired?) Google-F.U.
Mar 5, 2005
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<3
Everyday I have to
See a post that has no
Concept of rhythm or an
Alliterative allusion at all
I want to weep for woe

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dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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I do not like fish,
Why am I entering this?
Because it's useless.
 

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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What the hell is this
Fandango you speak of?
Never heard of it.