Poetry Contest Winners!

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[ame=http://uselessforum.com/showthread.php?t=9017]The finalists have been selected in the poetry writing contest[/ame]. And the winners are the following

Most relevant to the forum and Grand Prize winner:
Under the bridge is where it seems this place
should belong. Full of trolls, red-skinned devils,
even clowns with mayonnaise and dead, skinned hookers,
laced a bit with powder (albeit for babies' butts or
entertainment otherwise.) Pass me the key.
Sordid-seeming smartwhips let their hearts come out to play
somewhere between obligation and a slipped
facade. Trophies, monies, colored names
offered like dirty tokens to merry-go-round in a frozen hell.
Rainbows wacommed with puppies, pork fat, dumbbells, beer and slime.
"Useless" just cosmetic veneer slovenly sloshed on
my crooked catacomb;
such my dirty little secret.

Thought provoking and first runner up:
My calendar pages turn faster than before.
I close my eyes and dream.
Wishing for an adventure that remains unseen.
I sigh and yield to the tedious regime.
Another year passes with so much left undone.

Winners, please PM me your address!
 
i didnt even read the poem, don't have the attention span. the fact that the first letter said "uselessforums" though sold it for me.

if all poetry went by this format, i'd might read more poetry.
 
i didnt even read the poem, don't have the attention span. the fact that the first letter said "uselessforums" though sold it for me.

if all poetry went by this format, i'd might read more poetry.

but...but...it has pork fat and rainbows in it. :fly: ;)
 
Congrats! I was hoping Thorn would win, it was awesome, even more so now that I know it spelled out uselessforums.
 
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