Pandora said:Wait a minute here. Only forum members should be allowed to vote in polls.
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
why you little.....
Pandora said:Wait a minute here. Only forum members should be allowed to vote in polls.
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
*Fuxx Burger* said:Wanna play on the same team
Fat Burger said:Sure, I'll bring the puck, skates and hockey sticks!
Of course by "puck" I mean penis, by "skates" I mean handcuffs, and by "hockey sticks" I mean...well, hockey sticks.
woah, simma.Thorn Bird said:this is my workplace, you know. while i work, i socialize with y'all. pleasedon'ttakeitawayfrommeoryouwillBEVERYVERYVERYSORRY,DOYOUHEARME
YOUNGMAN?I'LLTURNTHISCARAROUND!YOU'LLBESORRY!DOYOUNEEDASPANKING?
DON'TMAKEMECOUNTTOTHREE!YOUAREGOINGTODRIVEMECRAZY!DOYOUWANTTO
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Sarcasmo said:You know, the cool thing about our generation is that by the time we start having kids, entire volumes of embarrassing stuff we've said is archived online, waiting for the opportunity to humiliate and disgust our children. For example, maybe someday Fat and Fuxx's kids will have a chance to read about their penis/handcuff/hockey stick porn.
Or the joy I could take in emailing your son in a few years some of the choice bits from here ... or emailing Dov's kids right now ...Sarcasmo said:You know, the cool thing about our generation is that by the time we start having kids, entire volumes of embarrassing stuff we've said is archived online, waiting for the opportunity to humiliate and disgust our children. For example, maybe someday Fat and Fuxx's kids will have a chance to read about their penis/handcuff/hockey stick porn.
Sarcasmo said:You know, the cool thing about our generation is that by the time we start having kids, entire volumes of embarrassing stuff we've said is archived online, waiting for the opportunity to humiliate and disgust our children. For example, maybe someday Fat and Fuxx's kids will have a chance to read about their penis/handcuff/hockey stick porn.
theacoustician said:Or the joy I could take in emailing your son in a few years some of the choice bits from here ... or emailing Dov's kids right now ...
There won't be an accidental son. One way or the other, there won't be one.Sarcasmo said:Or the sympathy I would have for your accidental son when I show him how mommy and daddy hate and don't want him.
theacoustician said:There won't be an accidental son. One way or the other, there won't be one.
*Fuxx Burger* said:
The internet makes it so much easier to scar our children... my parents had to do it the old fashion way... leaving their door open while having sex, knowing I would be home in 10 minutes.... leaving their whips and chains on the dinning room table, you know.... all the normal things parents do.
Not to worry, I'm saving the even stranger stuff for my own kids - so they have something to go on, just as my father imparted upon to me.Sarcasmo said:You know, the cool thing about our generation is that by the time we start having kids, entire volumes of embarrassing stuff we've said is archived online, waiting for the opportunity to humiliate and disgust our children. For example, maybe someday Fat and Fuxx's kids will have a chance to read about their penis/handcuff/hockey stick porn.
only talk to them in pig latin for the first 3 years of their livesChikkenNoodul said:Not to worry, I'm saving the even stranger stuff for my own kids - so they have something to go on, just as my father imparted upon to me.