Please welcome Troy McClure

[fly]

I was thinking the other day that when you were younger you said "I will never sit behind a desk for my job."

Yet here you are, perfecting the ass groove in your office chair.

Troy are you in the Cock2Cock for life club too?

 

[Troy McClure]

I was thinking the other day that when you were younger you said "I will never sit behind a desk for my job."

Yet here you are, perfecting the ass groove in your office chair.

I know. Funny how things work out.

 

[BeerAd]

To many Simpsons references already so ummmm, Hi welcome to the forum

Spoiler

couldnt help myself

 

[dbzeag]

Welcome to the boards!

 

[wanko80]

Join the club Troy

Spoiler

Fucking mods.

 

[Dream]

Welcome to the forum and I am with April on the nudes. Please post them now.

Thank you and have a great day.

 

[Troy McClure]

Join the club Troy

Fucking mods.

I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.

 

[fly]

I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.

Birds of a feather my friend...

 

[wanko80]

I'm so glad I clicked on that when people were likely looking over my shoulder. Between the stuff you and Damon post, everyone here must think I wear the wedding ring as a cover up.

There's a reason it was under a spoiler.

 

[polo]

welcome to the forums, stay for the office jokes

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh snap.

 

[kiwi]

Welcome. Where are you from? Since you obviously know wonko and sarcasmo, why would actually admit to that? Any kids? Profession? Hobbies? Know any good jokes?

 

[Troy McClure]

Welcome. Where are you from? Since you obviously know wonko and sarcasmo, why would actually admit to that? Any kids? Profession? Hobbies? Know any good jokes?

In order: Texas originally, but I'm now a Cleveland suburb resident. I admit knowing wonko and sarcasmo because I love them with all my heart -- full-on man love. No kids, one dog, and I intend to keep it that way. Profession is student full time, law clerk part time. My new hobby is learning how to smoke the perfect baby back rib. So far, I can say I make better ribs than any restaurant within 50 miles.

 

[wanko80]

In order: Texas originally, but I'm now a Cleveland suburb resident. I admit knowing wonko and sarcasmo because I love them with all my heart -- full-on man love. No kids, one dog, and I intend to keep it that way. Profession is student full time, law clerk part time. My new hobby is learning how to smoke the perfect baby back rib. So far, I can say I make better ribs than any restaurant within 50 miles.

Special sauce?

 

[Onnotangu]

Hello and welcome to the forum. please enjoy your stay and try not to be a complete poophead. partial poopheads are welcome.

 

[b_sinning]

And he just loves the Steamer.

 

[Troy McClure]

Special sauce?

Yes, there is one, but it is a combination of apple, grape, and pineapple juices.

 

[water]

I've never had sex, so it's about time to get an escort. I have a few questions about the whole process though. I found a few nice ones on theeroticreview.com, but I can't read the whole reviews since I am not a VIP.

About how much should I be paying to do it at her place for about an hour?
How would I ask if we can do it multiple times?
What is the general process like? We call, arrange something, hand the cash over, and get right into it?

I'll probably just tell her I'm a virgin and hope she'll take it from there.

 

[Troy McClure]

If you're a virgin, you really shouldn't waste your money paying by the hour. Ask if she charges by the minute. If so, you should get the same experience for 1/15th the cost.

 

[water]

If you're a virgin, you really shouldn't waste your money paying by the hour. Ask if she charges by the minute. If so, you should get the same experience for 1/15th the cost.

I like the way you think.