Please welcome Honu

[Honu]

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I just activated my account and will be here shortly to answer all questions. Give me something to talk about!

 

[ERage]

Welcome, do you like turtles much?

 

[thrawn]

turtle soup?

 

[Honu]

No turtle soup!

 

[JAXvillain]

how did you find us?

paper or plastic?
steak or chicken?
condoms or bareback?

 

[Onnotangu]

i once knew a lady named Honu. She lived in Maui. very very sweet and pretty girl. and very very married.

so which island are you from?

 

[Honu]

how did you find us?

paper or plastic?
steak or chicken?
condoms or bareback?

google
paper
steak
bareback

I'm not from Hawaii, Onnotangu. I just like green sea turtles.

 

[thrawn]

where are you from

 

[Onnotangu]

ahh well. welcome aboard useless forums. please tell us a bit about yourself.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hi!

Do you dive?

 

[kiwi]

Hello. Welcome to the forum. What was your google search terms that led you here?

 

[Honu]

I live inland, eastern standard time. Snorkel, but don't know how to scuba dive. I'm surprised y'all knew what Honu meant!

 

[Honu]

Hello. Welcome to the forum. What was your google search terms that led you here?

I think it was a search for reviews of Mass Effect? It was a few weeks ago, been lurking since. You guys seemed funny.

 

[JAXvillain]

female? ?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hello honu.

Sometimes when I pee, corn comes out. Any idea what that could mean?

 

[BeerAd]

I live inland, eastern standard time. Snorkel, but don't know how to scuba dive. I'm surprised y'all knew what Honu meant!

We be smart round hurrrr



WELCOME TO THE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I hope you enjoy your stay here, please leave your dirty towels in the hamper at the end of the day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I live inland, eastern standard time. Snorkel, but don't know how to scuba dive. I'm surprised y'all knew what Honu meant!

I've seen a few turtles diving, if you ever get a chance - give it a try

 

[water]

Hi.

 

[Onnotangu]

I knew because of the time in hawaii.

 

[Honu]

Stoopid me assumes nobody knows any Hawaiian words other than Aloha.