Please welcome Gina

My photo album's out in the banana car or I would.

Did I ever tell you guys about the guy I saw in Best Buy wearing banana pants?

True story:
Grown man, wearing baggy orange pants with bananas printed all over them.
Banana pants. Shopping in best buy. Who the hell goes out in public like that?
I mean, besides clowns. He was looking at Ipods.
 
Did you guys see dirty jobs last night?
Mike was inseminating turkeys, and the females, just as they were about to inject the "turkey juice" a huge streaming gyser of shit would come flying out.
Like 4 ft straight up in the air!
 
there is this cute lil asian girl that works in one of my buildings.. very bright and funny and always laughing about something....and she has migdet legs.. like the rest of her is normal but she has tiny lepruchan legs....so I'm not sure if she is a dwarf or not. and she's married so i can't hit on her. which is kinda wierd but I can look at her as a woman and see past the legs and all, but the ring stops me cold.


how is that for random as hell?
 
Did I ever tell you guys about the guy I saw in Best Buy wearing banana pants?

True story:
Grown man, wearing baggy orange pants with bananas printed all over them.
Banana pants. Shopping in best buy. Who the hell goes out in public like that?
I mean, besides clowns. He was looking at Ipods.

Those are like jammy pants... Ryan and I do that all the time.
 
there is this cute lil asian girl that works in one of my buildings.. very bright and funny and always laughing about something....and she has migdet legs.. like the rest of her is normal but she has tiny lepruchan legs....so I'm not sure if she is a dwarf or not. and she's married so i can't hit on her. which is kinda wierd but I can look at her as a woman and see past the legs and all, but the ring stops me cold.


how is that for random as hell?

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