Please welcome dingdongpizzaboy

[Thorn Bird]

welcome dough boy. how many times has eileen answered the pizza knock in nothing but pirate panties? i really need to know this answer please. stick around whydontcha.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I thought most pizza guys were just high.

He is frequently that too.

He's like a drunk, high, chain smoking Kramer.

 

[Nyx]

Welcome pizza boy. *picks up phone, orders pizza*

 

[dingdongpizzaboy]

Hey I'm here...sorry it took so long, just been busy...with pizza...anyway hi.

 

[Dharma1521]

Pizza is a demanding mistress.

 

[Onnotangu]

soo deep dish or flat crust mr. pizza guy?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

You should talk to him about Pizza Hut. You'll never want to order from them again.

 

[Onnotangu]

You should talk to him about Pizza Hut. You'll never want to order from them again.

I used to work for little ceasar I already know.

so mr. pizza guy, have you ever had a case of milf pizza?

 

[water]

Thread's closed pizza boy, find another way home.