Please welcome CowFreak5

[Coqui]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqn0Xp-oXQA[/youtube]

Not for the faint hearted cow lovers

 

[ZRH]

I hope he says chunky, just despite you.

... to spite*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like Highland cattle myself

 

[water]

This is obviously a theac dupe account.

 

[CowFreak5]

Please select one of the following explanations of your screenname:

1 - I am a cow with one or more freakish attributes

2 - I am a person who is overly-enthusiastic about cows

3 - I dance suggestively and provocatively with cows

4 - I am a cow which dances in a suggestive and provocative manner

5 - I am the public face of a team of superheroes know as the Cow Freak Five

All of the above. But especially #5.