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Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be
. My commentary on the situation always includes something about his cockboxers because...well...it's just fun to say...COCKBOXERS!Yeah, hopefully we can talk this time. For our first meeting I practically threw a cat at you and ran off! I felt so dirty! Can you ever forgive my (e)rage?
First you marry Erage...then you join the forums
whata masochist.
I know, such madness! What can i say? My name is Blondie, and I'm a product of public schools...
Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be
You are awesome. I'm glad you finally joined!Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be
This one time I tripped on a kid's toy in the hallway and the result was almost what some people might think would resemble me dancing. Mortified that I had just possibly danced I ran downstairs and watched Big Trouble in Little China 3 times in a row followed by some MotoGP to re-affirm my manliness.
Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be
That is totally awesome
Re-affirm your manliness? You should unashamedly embrace your inner pixie for the neighbors to see, tiny dancer.
Hmmm...let's see...Erik has some dark blue boxers with little orange roosters printed on them. He knows I think they are cute so when he puts them on he always makes a point to prance them in front of me in an uber-sassy sort of way, sashaying his hips around like the poll dancer he aspires to be
I'll wear them to the meat
ooooooooh blondie's the breath of fresh air we've all been waiting for. COCKBOXA.
and i love sarcasmo. he's gonna come be my maid if i let him motorboat my boombas.
and johnny, that "i've never met anyone IRL" shit's gonna get old. i didn't know anyone on here before i joined till the MEATS. COME ON.
hold me closer tony danza.
and i love sarcasmo. he's gonna come be my maid if i let him motorboat my boombas.
and johnny, that "i've never met anyone IRL" shit's gonna get old. i didn't know anyone on here before i joined till the MEATS. COME ON.
hold me closer tony danza.
That's extra funny because she didn't know Knyte was vertically challenged, I just explained it to her.
eileenbunny
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I totally wish I had thought to bring my camera for that meeting. Your wife is smokin hot. I just thought I was going to get a kitten, but I got sooo much more. The images are burned into my brain to this day.
I totally wish I had thought to bring my camera for that meeting. Your wife is smokin hot. I just thought I was going to get a kitten, but I got sooo much more. The images are burned into my brain to this day.
meow...backatya kitty
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Dharma1521
Soooo do I look as young as I look?
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