WTF Please tell me this is from The Onion: Hugging banned

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DJBrenton said:
Hey, she wasn't the one who had to flash her vag at strangers in a desperate attempt to get her daddy to notice her. Who is it with issues again?
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If your daughter flashed her vag at someone, that could be construed as assault.

That's the difference.
 
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I remember when I was getting fuel once and my skirt was this flimsy thing. The wind blew it up and there was my ass and vadge flappin in the wind. Good thing everything was tidy and special, or else THAT would've been embarrassing!
A sloppy vadge is no laughing matter!
 
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Kendra said:
I remember when I was getting fuel once and my skirt was this flimsy thing. The wind blew it up and there was my ass and vadge flappin in the wind. Good thing everything was tidy and special, or else THAT would've been embarrassing!
A sloppy vadge is no laughing matter!
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Earlier this morning, wasn't it.
 
AAh, we're back to the dupe nonsense. You do realise that everyone here has realised I'm not a dupe and that yet again you're making yourselves look really foolish. BTW, which one of you pair was it that mouths off in public then PMs to apologise and say you're just being a brat? Tweedledee or Tweedledum?

Ask Ape if I sounded like a dupe when I called.
 
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DJBrenton said:
AAh, we're back to the dupe nonsense. You do realise that everyone here has realised I'm not a dupe and that yet again you're making yourselves look really foolish. BTW, which one of you pair was it that mouths off in public then PMs to apologise and say you're just being a brat? Tweedledee or Tweedledum?

Ask Ape if I sounded like a dupe when I called.
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You were a cheery man!!! :)
 
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DJBrenton said:
AAh, we're back to the dupe nonsense. You do realise that everyone here has realised I'm not a dupe and that yet again you're making yourselves look really foolish. BTW, which one of you pair was it that mouths off in public then PMs to apologise and say you're just being a brat? Tweedledee or Tweedledum?

Ask Ape if I sounded like a dupe when I called.
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Youre the dupiest dupe that ever duped while duping


edit - no idea what that means, it just seemed silly so I went with it
 
DJBrenton said:
AAh, we're back to the dupe nonsense. You do realise that everyone here has realised I'm not a dupe and that yet again you're making yourselves look really foolish. BTW, which one of you pair was it that mouths off in public then PMs to apologise and say you're just being a brat? Tweedledee or Tweedledum?

Ask Ape if I sounded like a dupe when I called.
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lol. you need to understand kiki, otherwise comments like that's are just met with laughter..
 
DJBrenton said:
AAh, we're back to the dupe nonsense. You do realise that everyone here has realised I'm not a dupe and that yet again you're making yourselves look really foolish. BTW, which one of you pair was it that mouths off in public then PMs to apologise and say you're just being a brat? Tweedledee or Tweedledum?

Ask Ape if I sounded like a dupe when I called.
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Alright Curriz, this does not mean sheat! I could have Liam call and say he's his dad to get some dipomatic discounts n shit, but that still doesn't make him the DAD.

Also, if it was your father, he might want to know what shens ur up to in here with your impersonationz!
 
Kendra said:
Alright Curriz, this does not mean sheat! I could have Liam call and say he's his dad to get some dipomatic discounts n shit, but that still doesn't make him the DAD.

Also, if it was your father, he might want to know what shens ur up to in here with your impersonationz!
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Again in English?
 
Sunshine Sanchez said:
Clearly I'm not the only one with daddy issues.
Only diff is that my dad didn't tickle my clit while we watched Beauty N The Beast
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You really are a foul mouthed piece of shit aren't you. Either you don't realise I actually am Carys' Dad or you think it appropriate to say such things. There are lines which decent people don't cross. Fuck you.

This is the sort of cunt you like in here is it Fly?
 
DJBrenton said:
You really are a foul mouthed piece of shit aren't you. Either you don't realise I actually am Carys' Dad or you think it appropriate to say such things. There are lines which decent people don't cross. Fuck you.

This is the sort of cunt you like in here is it Fly?
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You talked about your daughter's busy minge!

That's not appropriate, sir!
 
DJBrenton said:
You really are a foul mouthed piece of shit aren't you. Either you don't realise I actually am Carys' Dad or you think it appropriate to say such things. There are lines which decent people don't cross. Fuck you.

This is the sort of cunt you like in here is it Fly?
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we'll be seeing ya
 
Kendra said:
Alright Curriz, this does not mean sheat! I could have Liam call and say he's his dad to get some dipomatic discounts n shit, but that still doesn't make him the DAD.

Also, if it was your father, he might want to know what shens ur up to in here with your impersonationz!
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It really was him on the phone; she was in my car when he called. No shensdsss.
 
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