WTF Please tell me this is from The Onion: Hugging banned

[Casper]

Omg!!!!! What happened to FatherBrenton!!!!

I sir am a lady!!!

LOLLLLLLLL.

 

[tre]

Omg!!!!! What happened to FatherBrenton!!!!

I sir am a lady!!!

no, you're not.

 

[tre]

FatherBrenton is randy! That potty mouth of his!!! Loves it!!

I'm sure you're quite proud for inciting him by saying that he molests his daughter

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Thats quite enough for this thread.
Thx.