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Oh man, I just let one go seconds before a coworker walked up to me to offer some candy.
 
So much for social deistancing, eh. They deserved a big mouthful of hot ass gas. Hope it was a good one.

The stink was mild enough to be deniable.
Like it might have been lingering from a time before even I got there.
 
Working mostly alone or outdoors it's difficult to share farts with people.
@fly needs to get to work on that scratch-n-sniff feature before we worry about changing names and stuff.
 
I farted in the car on the way home from our mountain trip. When she almost vomited, I then introduced my wife to the phrase "that one came right off the stick".

I love a captive audience.
 
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