Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
When you hold a fart and it goes away where does it go?
back up your throat
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When you hold a fart and it goes away where does it go?
you should say, that candy smells awfulOh man, I just let one go seconds before a coworker walked up to me to offer some candy.
So much for social deistancing, eh. They deserved a big mouthful of hot ass gas. Hope it was a good one.Oh man, I just let one go seconds before a coworker walked up to me to offer some candy.
So much for social deistancing, eh. They deserved a big mouthful of hot ass gas. Hope it was a good one.
Strings - farts so old and stale, they can pass for vintage.The stink was mild enough to be deniable.
Like it might have been lingering from a time before even I got there.
Strings - farts so old and stale, they can pass for vintage.
I can be your uncle if you wanna sit on my lap.today is “family day” in canada and i no longer have a family cuz i left mine
carry on
maybe it would be more telling with "fresh" instead of "right"I farted in the car on the way home from our mountain trip. When she almost vomited, I then introduced my wife to the phrase "that one came right off the stick".
I love a captive audience.