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[Jehannum]

I farted.

 

[Mikeawesome]

ban

 

[adi]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Noted.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

In my note book.

 

[Valve1138]

Legendary thread.

 

[Valve1138]

VALUT

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

In valve's general direction?

 

[Jehannum]

P. sure I know why I farted:

Food - The (not so) delicious food thread

suppodly mine gets up to close to 950 degrees in self clean mode.... thatll blast your face off good if you open the door suddenly Lock probably kicks on much lower. Face blasting :)

uselessforums.com

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Congratulations sir

 

[kiwi]

I farted earlier and it was super stinky. Probably cause I drank hot chocolate and my body doesn’t like milk or sugar.

 

[Peppers]

I farted earlier and it was super stinky. Probably cause I drank hot chocolate and my body doesn’t like milk or sugar.

This is the hottest thing you've ever posted.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just dropped a dense one here at my desk and had to put on the little desk fan to disperse it.

 

[Strings]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

This seems to disagree with @Strings prior assertion.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think the guy in the gif may have had chipotle earlier...

 

[Strings]

...and a pint of lighter fluid.

 

[wetwillie]

Fail.
A rectal temperature is 0.5°F (0.3°C) to 1°F (0.6°C) higher than an oral temperature. An ear (tympanic) temperature is 0.5°F (0.3°C) to 1°F (0.6°C) higher than an oral temperature. An armpit (axillary) temperature is usually 0.5°F (0.3°C) to 1°F (0.6°C) lower than an oral temperature.

 

[wetwillie]

Sorry strings, this is "Taking Baby's Temperature 101". Brush up on this, your kid may come through with a grandchild.