Halp Pizza dilemma

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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Oct 15, 2004
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Also a slight spelling dilemma as I can never seem to get that word dilemma right.


Game starts in 27 minutes. Can't cook pizza while it's on as I will miss important seconds of the match. Not hungry yet. Shall I force the pizza into my stomach anyway?

Please help.
 
Boil water in kettle. Place frozen pizza and boiled water next to seat. When hunger strikes eat frozen pizza and guzzle boiled water. Pizza will cook in stomach.
 
I assume this is a soccer match. Out of all 90 minutes, there is usually about 120 interesting seconds. Odds are on your side that you won't miss anything.
 
I assume this is a soccer match. Out of all 90 minutes, there is usually about 120 interesting seconds. Odds are on your side that you won't miss anything.

Did you type this while wearing a t-shirt with a unicorn on it? Or a robot?