FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

I was going to vividly describe something that happened yesterday but at the last minute realized I was just getting drawn deeper into the poop cult so nope, not doing it.
Restraint = self-empowerment
 
french fries poop GIF
 
A roll of Kirkland TP lasts me like three weeks now. It’s the efficient teurd cutter. I never have to wipe more than once.
 
Oh man, I've been backed up for a few days, but the americano I had this morning turned me into a mud volcano.

It was a 3 flusher, in a bathroom that's pressure flushed, not gravity flushed.