FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

My butt hair must be super long because even though the waste seemed to exit cleanly, wiping was endless and rather pointless. I should be in the shower right now.
 
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My butt hair must be super long because even though the waste seemed to exit cleanly, wiping was endless and rather pointless. I should be in the shower right now.
Sounds like you need to trim it. Butt you'll have less itchy butt, you might miss that.

"Confucious say, man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with stinky fingers.":p
 
Sounds like you need to trim it. Butt you'll have less itchy butt, you might miss that.

"Confucious say, man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with stinky fingers.":p

No manscaping in years here, and don’t plan on it anytime soon. I’m pretty sure my butthole hair would reach the water level if unbunched.

wocka wocka
 
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welp, the wildebeest struck again today, which was the last day I'll be at the office before I can't take my cell phone into the tech area anymore.

Totes fun, I tells you hwut.