Was out shopping, was inspired to song by Charmin Mega Rolls. With a little help from Sir Mix-a-Lot
This wipes bad butts and you cannot lie,
Those other brands can't comply.
When a messy turd comes down the track,
you want Charmin in your crack.
No doody on your hands,
Or smelling up your private glands,
So take a big hit off the Mega Roll,
And work it around that hole.
CHarmin wipes cracks(clean that booty)
From front to back(2 ply that doody)
CHarmin wipes cracks
~
Then nature called and I had to use their cheap ass Scotts 1 ply. FFS.
This wipes bad butts and you cannot lie,
Those other brands can't comply.
When a messy turd comes down the track,
you want Charmin in your crack.
No doody on your hands,
Or smelling up your private glands,
So take a big hit off the Mega Roll,
And work it around that hole.
CHarmin wipes cracks(clean that booty)
From front to back(2 ply that doody)
CHarmin wipes cracks
~
Then nature called and I had to use their cheap ass Scotts 1 ply. FFS.