Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
no cauliflower was consumedMods, cauliflower ban plskthx.
no cauliflower was consumedMods, cauliflower ban plskthx.
I got 99 problems, but fiber ain't one.I'm on my 4th poopy of the day.
I think I cleared 6 yesterday.I got 99 problems, but fiber ain't one.
I think I cleared 6 yesterday.
The butthole is weird. By the 6th one, it was a little tender. That seems odd to me. Let's assume that you wipe 5 times with TP (I use wet wipes, but forget all that). That means that you've run paper over the hole 30 times. And it's tender. From 30 times touching paper.
Now think about how anal sex feels.I think I cleared 6 yesterday.
The butthole is weird. By the 6th one, it was a little tender. That seems odd to me. Let's assume that you wipe 5 times with TP (I use wet wipes, but forget all that). That means that you've run paper over the hole 30 times. And it's tender. From 30 times touching paper.
Don't use wet wipes. Between that and your "I CAN DUMP WHATEVER OIL I WANT DOWN THE DRAIN", you're probably the single source for the fatbergs in Florida's sewers.I think I cleared 6 yesterday.
The butthole is weird. By the 6th one, it was a little tender. That seems odd to me. Let's assume that you wipe 5 times with TP (I use wet wipes, but forget all that). That means that you've run paper over the hole 30 times. And it's tender. From 30 times touching paper.
Fine, I won't wear an envelope next time. Raw dog all the way!I think I cleared 6 yesterday.
The butthole is weird. By the 6th one, it was a little tender. That seems odd to me. Let's assume that you wipe 5 times with TP (I use wet wipes, but forget all that). That means that you've run paper over the hole 30 times. And it's tender. From 30 times touching paper.
why would he need to think about that. Im sure he knows better than most the world outside of dzbeag.Now think about how anal sex feels.
But without wet wipes your butt doesn't feel like it was licked clean by an angel.Don't use wet wipes. Between that and your "I CAN DUMP WHATEVER OIL I WANT DOWN THE DRAIN", you're probably the single source for the fatbergs in Florida's sewers.
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If you have enough fiber that you aren't painting the bowl every day, there's hardly any mess to clean up.But without wet wipes your butt doesn't feel like it was licked clean by an angel.
You senor, walk like a gaucho. Best use of gaucho ever.When my flu was peakin’ and the diarrhea took hold, there were two days in a row when I had no less than 30 episodes per day and went through two rolls of Kirkland TP. I had full-on baboon ass.
Some shit is caustic and combined with overwiping makes for gaucho walkin. I healed within a day though. Magic disappearing baboon ass.
I never said *any* oil. And I see you're still butthurt about being wrong.Don't use wet wipes. Between that and your "I CAN DUMP WHATEVER OIL I WANT DOWN THE DRAIN", you're probably the single source for the fatbergs in Florida's sewers.
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I'm not the one literally posting about how my butthole hurts in this thread.I never said *any* oil. And I see you're still butthurt about being wrong.