Well, you're paying premium money for that poop. Enjoy it.My landlord that I lease office space from finally renovated the bathrooms. Went from one single bathroom shared with an office of women and 3 guys, to separate bathrooms. The old bathroom was so small that when sitting on the toilet you could touch your knees to the wall. It was awful. Landlord eliminated an old server room to create a 2nd bathroom. Not ADA compliant (he's too cheap to go full remodel). It's glorious to take a dump at work now.
That's my life right now at work. Men's shitter is a standard tank one, with side of tank about 2" from cold, exterior wall. No pleasant shits are taken here. Have to sit side-saddle if you want to read comfortably.The old bathroom was so small that when sitting on the toilet you could touch your knees to the wall. It was awful.
"With the red,white and blue shorts around his ankles, weighing in at 155 lbs. pre-poop, it's NUKE THE CABBIE!""well those undercards were interesting.
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Exactly. A lot less cleaning of my own toilet at home too!Well, you're paying premium money for that poop. Enjoy it.
Back when it was one bathroom, there's this lady in the office who is... well... rather large. I'm not sure what wizardry she managed to use the bathroom.That's my life right now at work. Men's shitter is a standard tank one, with side of tank about 2" from cold, exterior wall. No pleasant shits are taken here. Have to sit side-saddle if you want to read comfortably.