Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Captain's Log, stardate 96706.75, having both carne adovada and spicy deli mustard in one day does not agree with my burt. No sir, not at all.
Your poops really last 33 minutes or more? That's excessive. I can pinch out a couple loaves in about 3 or 4 minutes. For a vegan you really don't eat enough vegetables do you?I'm going to plan a poop at 11:27 tonight so I can have one poop in two days time.
If you would chew your food better this wouldn't keep happeningI guess I did eat a lot of corn yesterday
Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.
Does anybody else drink beer on the shitter or is that just me? Currently allowing myself three beers a day until my 12 pack is gone. I feel like I deserve to have at least one of those on a throne.
I've written a few dirty bass lines in the privy. Given the throne's location it's a good thing I don't play left handed.