FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

I love the ones where you can go, but don't, then about an hour or so later, you don't have a choice. You squat and poo and it's all over in like 5 seconds, yet you feel like you lost about two pounds. And the icing is when it's a clean cutter. You wipe and it comes up clean, then you wipe once more just to be sure and that too comes up clean.
 
I love the ones where you can go, but don't, then about an hour or so later, you don't have a choice. You squat and poo and it's all over in like 5 seconds, yet you feel like you lost about two pounds. And the icing is when it's a clean cutter. You wipe and it comes up clean, then you wipe once more just to be sure and that too comes up clean.
Then that relief feeling afterwards.

I relish those moments.
 
I love the ones where you can go, but don't, then about an hour or so later, you don't have a choice. You squat and poo and it's all over in like 5 seconds, yet you feel like you lost about two pounds. And the icing is when it's a clean cutter. You wipe and it comes up clean, then you wipe once more just to be sure and that too comes up clean.

I seriously think i love you
 
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I keep stumbling on this thread as I click away at 'new posts in this thread' icon.

& I just start reading. . . and get half way though a post like

I love the ones where you can go, but don't, then about an hour or so later, you don't have a choice. You squat and poo and it's all over in like 5 seconds, yet you feel like you lost about two pounds. And the icing is when it's a clean cutter. You wipe and it comes up clean, then you wipe once more just to be sure and that too comes up clean.

and think WHAT THE FUCK???


oh yeah. poo thread. . . .
 
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