Try to take longer shits? Sorry baba, my brain insisted I put that down on the screen.
Oh shit, another: try eating some long hair, sure makes my dog look at what's dangling from his burt.
I'm trying to cheer at least one of us up.
Holy diarrhea Batman - the DOG sprayed that loose shit over 8-10 sq. ft. Only half could be picked up with the gentlest of touch and a paper towel
Thank goodness the steam cleaner and soap were just a few steps away.