FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

I still move my beard to inspect my poop. At least it’s a habit that won’t last long.
Try to take longer shits? Sorry baba, my brain insisted I put that down on the screen. :D
Oh shit, another: try eating some long hair, sure makes my dog look at what's dangling from his burt.:cool:
I'm trying to cheer at least one of us up. :heart:
 
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Holy diarrhea Batman - the DOG sprayed that loose shit over 8-10 sq. ft. Only half could be picked up with the gentlest of touch and a paper towel :(
Thank goodness the steam cleaner and soap were just a few steps away.
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