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[Valve1138]

You're supposed to wear a sport coat over a polo.

We should ask @polo about that.

 

[Jehannum]

You're supposed to wear a sport coat over a polo.

I'm naught but a simple cryptid. I don't know the fancy Least Coast fashion rules, nor do I care to know them.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Darth Handsome]

I doubt Jehhany wears cologne.

Wouldnt do much good against all his natural musk

 

[wetwillie]

Wouldnt do much good against all his natural musk

You seem to know a lot about that.

 

[HipHugHer]

This kind of shit is why I've never made it more than 2 weeks in an office environment.

Well, one of the why's anyways.

 

[wetwillie]

This kind of shit is why I've never made it more than 2 weeks in an office environment.

Well, one of the why's anyways.

Bringing your chicken's into the bathroom could be irksome. Co-worker might think you were coming on to them when really it was just your chicken had pecked their foot under the stall.

 

[HipHugHer]

They do peck at your legs for some reason.

That's part of my retirement plan. I'm going to market chicken pecker exfoliation, like those people that have fish nibble the dead skin off their feet.
It's gonna be the next big thing.

 

[wetwillie]

They do peck at your legs for some reason.

That's part of my retirement plan. I'm going to market chicken pecker exfoliation, like those people that have fish nibble the dead skin off their feet.
It's gonna be the next big thing.

I want those chickens to luffa me alone. I got bit by a chicken at a county fair when I was a kid. Been eating them back ever since. I will exfeatherate ya, ya bloody chickens!!!

 

[HipHugHer]

You seem frustrated, Edward.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Ed are you taking your pills?

 

[wetwillie]

Zero frustration, zero pills, pot or booze. FUck, tough room.

Add: taking a sabbatical, not swearing off forever.

 

[Mikeawesome]

do you beat the meat

 

[wetwillie]

do you beat the meat

Not in ages. No need, missus and I bang 3-5 times a week. How about you?
Edit/add - a few minutes of mindless fluffing isn't included in "BTM" - that's just good general exercise to maintain blood flow. Akin to "head isn't a blowjob."

 

[Domon]

Every since my last dose of antibiotics I have had completely wipeless poops. I have never experienced this before.

 

[Immigrant]

Every since my last dose of antibiotics I have had completely wipeless poops. I have never experienced this before.

I call that a phantom dump. I wish every dump could be like those.

 

[Petunia]

just thought i’d resurrect this thread since Hydroxychloroquine has turned my insides OUUUUUT




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[Domon]

just thought i’d resurrect this thread since Hydroxychloroquine has turned my insides OUUUUUT




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why the fuck you on malaria drugs

 

[Petunia]

why the fuck you on malaria drugs

you realize hydroxychloroquine doesn’t just treat malaria right Domon...


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[Domon]

you realize hydroxychloroquine doesn’t just treat malaria right Domon...


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gotta remember, our dumbass president was just very very recently killing people by recommending it for COVID