FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Boris and Natashia will meet you at the racing streaks. Doubly Do-Wipe is counting on you to save the day. Or at least your underwear.
Probably a nice poop tunnel vacancy after she offloaded - I know you are thinking that you sly dog.
I had a super hot Russian classmate and one of the first things I asked her was “Can you say Moose and squirrel for me?”
She sounded just like Natasha, but hot.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I worked extensively with Russian cab drivers at Logan Airport for years. Mostly there are miserable lot but I remember meeting this one guy who was always happy. I turned to him one day and I said "Boris why are you always happy?" He looked at me and said in his broken English "I drive ice truck for 17 years 200 miles north of Stalingrad. Icetruck have no heater. Ice truck have metal seat. Look at this cab. Heater! Cloth seat! Is Paradise.."
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I blame the vegan ingredients.
This would have never happened with a little lard in there to coagulate properly. Stomach acid and lard makes butt soap - bars, not liquid.
Whelp, this debate can be flushed now.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.bu...t-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.bu...t-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
People that put it the other way should have to spend a day in the septic tank
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I have this annoying femme fatale 30 some odd years ago tell me which direction the toilet paper was supposed to go and thankfully I've burned her out of my brain more or less.
