FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[nukes]

Just a side note, recent shit weighed 5.3 lbs. Weighed myself before and after.
Whew!
Feels 5.3 lbs lighter.

 

[HipHugHer]

That seems like a lot, though I've never actually took the time to calculate the weight of a turd.

 

[nukes]

That seems like a lot, though I've never actually took the time to calculate the weight of a turd.

It was yuge.
I'll do anything for science.

 

[HipHugHer]

I ate a bowl of bran flakes last night and mustered something truly impressive this morning as well, but I didn't weigh it.

The color and consistency says I evacuated two different meals in a single session though.

 

[nukes]

In all fairness some of that weight was almost definitely you're urine. To be scientific about it you need to be naked, and dry. Step on the scale stand still. Poop, repeat.

 

[nukes]

So to be certain, my waste weighed 5.3 lb.

 

[HipHugHer]

Maybe I could make some marks in the bowl to calculate water displacement and use the Archimedes method.

 

[HipHugHer]

There's a saying here for when it's raining super hard where people say, "it's a real turd floater".
The first time I heard it it was a girl at work who said it and I felt strangely aroused. Weird.

 

[HipHugHer]

In all fairness some of that weight was almost definitely you're urine. To be scientific about it you need to be naked, and dry. Step on the scale stand still. Poop, repeat.

Well technically you don't have to be naked, you just have to be wearing the same stuff with the same pocket contents before and after.

Also technically "dry" would be 0% moisture which isn't needed either. You just need to have the same % moisture in skin, hair, and any clothing before and after.

There's no need to overcomplicate things.

 

[HipHugHer]

Definitely use the phrase "almost definitely" though, that almost definitely covers all the bases.

 

[HipHugHer]

Also to be clear, you're not actually urine but it is your urine.

 

[Immigrant]

I’m back to my engrained schedule of waking at 3:50 am every day, and my pooping has already adjusted. I tried to stay in bed until 4:15 today. Nope.

 

[Immigrant]

To me, the perfect existence would not include the need to eat or poop, ever.

 

[nukes]

I’m back to my engrained schedule of waking at 3:50 am every day, and my pooping has already adjusted. I tried to stay in bed until 4:15 today. Nope.

What time do you normally go to bed?

 

[Immigrant]

What time do you normally go to bed?

Early again now, like 9-9:30.

When I was a workin man, i never did that though. 10-11 if I was lucky. Single parent stuff.

 

[Petunia]

hmm i can’t remember the last time i pooped

 

[Strings]

To me, the perfect existence would not include the need to eat or poop, ever.

hmm i can’t remember the last time i pooped

See, Immi? Part of your dreams can come true.

 

[nukes]

hmm i can’t remember the last time i pooped

Well you got to eat in order to poop, you know.

 

[Petunia]

Well you got to eat in order to poop, you know.

tooooshay nuber, ugh food cramps my style

 

[Immigrant]

tooooshay nuber, ugh food cramps my style

Cheese gets trickier as we age and you had a big cheeseberder last week.